Post by tressdady51 on Dec 4, 2009 21:46:44 GMT -5
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INT. walter changs market - day
BURT, JODIE, and ROSALIDA are having a conversation over cups of coffee. TLYER comes in after one of his tours, and he has bad news.
tyler
(sadly)
Hey guys, I think ELBLONCO got a hiker.
jodie
(disappointed)
Oh man! He came in here in the early morning all excited to go, but he had five friends with him.
tyler
Well there was no sign of them where I found the remains of this guy.
burt
Well they probably got away, I mean one whole person will hold Elblonco for a few days.
jodie
But I gave them instructions to report any mishaps back to us.
BURT
Ok Tyler, lets go and see if we can find these missing hikers, they're probably scared out of their minds to go any where and they're probably hiding on a rock or something.
EXT. perfection valley - day
Burt and Tyler are driving around in Burts truck to find the hikers. They come across another site of remains of a hiker.
BURT
Is this the one you saw earlier?
TYLER
(confused)
Um, no. this is a different one...
BURT
How could Elblonco have room for this guy too?
TYLER
I don't know, but it doesn't seem right.
BURT
Ok, lets head back and report this to TWICHEL.
Tyler and Burt are on their way home when they discover another hikers remains.
tyler
This isn't the original one either!
BURT
Something is definitly wrong.
TYLER
Agreed. But lets keep going.
INT. WALTER CHANGS MARKET - DAY
They walk in to see that Jodie and Rosalida are still there but only now joined by NANCY.
nancy
Hey I heard about the situation, did you find the other hikers?
BURT
Ya we found two of them...
JODIE
(ecstatic)
Thats great! Where are they?
Tyler shook his head to indicate they were eaten.
rosalida
What?! Wait, Burt, I thought you said that one would hold him for a few days!?
BURT
Ya i don't get it either. When was the last time Elblonco came through here?
JODIE
Actually he came through here twice but the two times were almost consecutive.
Burt goes and checks the graboid monitor to see what Elblono was up to. He sees two separate readings of a graboid.
BURT
(confused)
Uh? It says there are two graboids out there.
NANCY
(flabbergasted)
No! That's impossible!
BURT
Apparently, it is possible.
EXT. walter changs' market porch - day
Twichel pulls up to the gang and gets ou od his car.
twichel
Alright, so how are we going to solve this Burt?
BURT
I have no idea.
ROSALIDA
Why don't you just do what you did a few years ago and put some dynamite on a remote control car and wait for the other graboid to swallow it?
BURT
Because we won't know which graboid is which and we can't kill Elblonco.
The gang realizes that this is going to be one of the hardest tasks to accomplish out of any of them. They sit down in the market and brainstorm.
INT. WALTER CHANGS MARKET - DAY
They are all throwing in ideas left and right.
NANCY
Can we trap them somehow?
JODIE
I don't think so, its to dangerous.
tyler
Ya we don't want to loose any more people then we already did.
They sat there for a few silent minutes thinking of anything they can do.
TWICHEL
We're gana have to do something, and soon, because my boss won't tolerate two graboids in the area because he barley lets you guys live here with one.
BURT
Ya but there's no way Elblonco can muliply... Oh man! We forgot, we need to do something really fast because we don't know when this thing will hatch shriekers, and if they turn into ass-blasters and they carry eggs to hell knows where, there could be graboids all over the world!!
Everyone is panicing and sharing thoughts on the situation. Burt goes to the monitor again to see how long this graboid has been here.
BURT
Okay, these things take about a week to hatch. this graboid has been here for seven days, so that means this graboid should hatch late tonight...
TLYER
Is there a way we can use this to our advantage and just wait till it hatches?
BURT
Ya but we can't wait till they hatch and have shreickers running around all over the place.
JOdie
Well cant we surround it somehow?
BURT
What do you have in mind?
JODIE
We can run in circles and keep it in one place, it would have no idea on where to go.
BURT
Well that'd be way to dangerous, it would eat one of us if we left ourselves open like that.
TYler
Wait, maybe we can drive around it, you know, like in our cars.
BURT
Ugh, well its the best we got, we'll have to try it. okay; Jodie, Twich, and I will attract one of them. You three attract the other one.
EXT. PERFECTION VALLY - night
The two groups separate and travel to open land far away from each other. They all are in separate cars and they rev up all their engines to attract one of the graboids. Soon both groups have a confused graboid in between them and they notify each other through walkie-takies.
One graboid makes a very odd loud noise that they have never heard before and the one graboid leaves the group of Tyler, Nancy, and Rosalida.
TYLER
(confuesed/over walkie-talkie)
Hey Burt, our graboid left our cicle and wont come back, what do you want us to do? Over.
BURT
Oh man, our graboid is acting weird too, I think they're trying to...
Burt suddenly stops and Tyler hears a scrachy noise through the walkie-talkie.
TYLER
Um Burt, I could'nt hear you, please repeat. Over.
There is no answer.
TLYER CONT.
(worried)
Burt?! Come back! over.
Tyler takes off in the direction of the other group and he orders Nancy and Rosalida to stay. They are very far apart and it takes Tyler a while to get to the other group.
Meanwhile, back at Burts group, both graboids are there and the one graboid grabs the front of Burts truck while the other one speeds off into the distance.
jodie
(trying to call to burt)
Are you okay?! What do I do?!
TWICHEL
(terrified)
I'm getting out of here!
While Twichel speeds away, Jodie notices that this graboid is not Elblonco because he is elbino and this one isn't.
With out further thought, Jodie goes as fast as she can in her truck and she rams rite into the side of the graboid and the front of the truck penetrates the graboid and blood and guts fly everywhere.
Tyler pulls up to see the aftershocks of the situation and Burt, Jodie and Tyler get out of their cars to share a relieving hug.
BURT
(amazed)
Jodie, thank you so much! How did you even think of that?
Jodie
(heroicly)
I don't know it just hit me.
TYLER
(chuckeling)
Well you sure hit him!
BURT
(laughing)
And we'll help pay for your front fender.
INT. WALTER CHANGS MARKET - night
They are all around a table joking and talking about the experience they all just shared.
JODIE
Wow Twichel, way to bail on us!
TWICHEL
Ya well... I was called on something very important.
TLYER
Twichel, when we came back u were and a table all huddled up!
TWICHEL
(embarrassed)
Ya, whatever!
Everyone says goodnight and prepare for bed, they take the day as a normal day in Perfection Vally, Nevada.
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INT. walter changs market - day
BURT, JODIE, and ROSALIDA are having a conversation over cups of coffee. TLYER comes in after one of his tours, and he has bad news.
tyler
(sadly)
Hey guys, I think ELBLONCO got a hiker.
jodie
(disappointed)
Oh man! He came in here in the early morning all excited to go, but he had five friends with him.
tyler
Well there was no sign of them where I found the remains of this guy.
burt
Well they probably got away, I mean one whole person will hold Elblonco for a few days.
jodie
But I gave them instructions to report any mishaps back to us.
BURT
Ok Tyler, lets go and see if we can find these missing hikers, they're probably scared out of their minds to go any where and they're probably hiding on a rock or something.
EXT. perfection valley - day
Burt and Tyler are driving around in Burts truck to find the hikers. They come across another site of remains of a hiker.
BURT
Is this the one you saw earlier?
TYLER
(confused)
Um, no. this is a different one...
BURT
How could Elblonco have room for this guy too?
TYLER
I don't know, but it doesn't seem right.
BURT
Ok, lets head back and report this to TWICHEL.
Tyler and Burt are on their way home when they discover another hikers remains.
tyler
This isn't the original one either!
BURT
Something is definitly wrong.
TYLER
Agreed. But lets keep going.
INT. WALTER CHANGS MARKET - DAY
They walk in to see that Jodie and Rosalida are still there but only now joined by NANCY.
nancy
Hey I heard about the situation, did you find the other hikers?
BURT
Ya we found two of them...
JODIE
(ecstatic)
Thats great! Where are they?
Tyler shook his head to indicate they were eaten.
rosalida
What?! Wait, Burt, I thought you said that one would hold him for a few days!?
BURT
Ya i don't get it either. When was the last time Elblonco came through here?
JODIE
Actually he came through here twice but the two times were almost consecutive.
Burt goes and checks the graboid monitor to see what Elblono was up to. He sees two separate readings of a graboid.
BURT
(confused)
Uh? It says there are two graboids out there.
NANCY
(flabbergasted)
No! That's impossible!
BURT
Apparently, it is possible.
EXT. walter changs' market porch - day
Twichel pulls up to the gang and gets ou od his car.
twichel
Alright, so how are we going to solve this Burt?
BURT
I have no idea.
ROSALIDA
Why don't you just do what you did a few years ago and put some dynamite on a remote control car and wait for the other graboid to swallow it?
BURT
Because we won't know which graboid is which and we can't kill Elblonco.
The gang realizes that this is going to be one of the hardest tasks to accomplish out of any of them. They sit down in the market and brainstorm.
INT. WALTER CHANGS MARKET - DAY
They are all throwing in ideas left and right.
NANCY
Can we trap them somehow?
JODIE
I don't think so, its to dangerous.
tyler
Ya we don't want to loose any more people then we already did.
They sat there for a few silent minutes thinking of anything they can do.
TWICHEL
We're gana have to do something, and soon, because my boss won't tolerate two graboids in the area because he barley lets you guys live here with one.
BURT
Ya but there's no way Elblonco can muliply... Oh man! We forgot, we need to do something really fast because we don't know when this thing will hatch shriekers, and if they turn into ass-blasters and they carry eggs to hell knows where, there could be graboids all over the world!!
Everyone is panicing and sharing thoughts on the situation. Burt goes to the monitor again to see how long this graboid has been here.
BURT
Okay, these things take about a week to hatch. this graboid has been here for seven days, so that means this graboid should hatch late tonight...
TLYER
Is there a way we can use this to our advantage and just wait till it hatches?
BURT
Ya but we can't wait till they hatch and have shreickers running around all over the place.
JOdie
Well cant we surround it somehow?
BURT
What do you have in mind?
JODIE
We can run in circles and keep it in one place, it would have no idea on where to go.
BURT
Well that'd be way to dangerous, it would eat one of us if we left ourselves open like that.
TYler
Wait, maybe we can drive around it, you know, like in our cars.
BURT
Ugh, well its the best we got, we'll have to try it. okay; Jodie, Twich, and I will attract one of them. You three attract the other one.
EXT. PERFECTION VALLY - night
The two groups separate and travel to open land far away from each other. They all are in separate cars and they rev up all their engines to attract one of the graboids. Soon both groups have a confused graboid in between them and they notify each other through walkie-takies.
One graboid makes a very odd loud noise that they have never heard before and the one graboid leaves the group of Tyler, Nancy, and Rosalida.
TYLER
(confuesed/over walkie-talkie)
Hey Burt, our graboid left our cicle and wont come back, what do you want us to do? Over.
BURT
Oh man, our graboid is acting weird too, I think they're trying to...
Burt suddenly stops and Tyler hears a scrachy noise through the walkie-talkie.
TYLER
Um Burt, I could'nt hear you, please repeat. Over.
There is no answer.
TLYER CONT.
(worried)
Burt?! Come back! over.
Tyler takes off in the direction of the other group and he orders Nancy and Rosalida to stay. They are very far apart and it takes Tyler a while to get to the other group.
Meanwhile, back at Burts group, both graboids are there and the one graboid grabs the front of Burts truck while the other one speeds off into the distance.
jodie
(trying to call to burt)
Are you okay?! What do I do?!
TWICHEL
(terrified)
I'm getting out of here!
While Twichel speeds away, Jodie notices that this graboid is not Elblonco because he is elbino and this one isn't.
With out further thought, Jodie goes as fast as she can in her truck and she rams rite into the side of the graboid and the front of the truck penetrates the graboid and blood and guts fly everywhere.
Tyler pulls up to see the aftershocks of the situation and Burt, Jodie and Tyler get out of their cars to share a relieving hug.
BURT
(amazed)
Jodie, thank you so much! How did you even think of that?
Jodie
(heroicly)
I don't know it just hit me.
TYLER
(chuckeling)
Well you sure hit him!
BURT
(laughing)
And we'll help pay for your front fender.
INT. WALTER CHANGS MARKET - night
They are all around a table joking and talking about the experience they all just shared.
JODIE
Wow Twichel, way to bail on us!
TWICHEL
Ya well... I was called on something very important.
TLYER
Twichel, when we came back u were and a table all huddled up!
TWICHEL
(embarrassed)
Ya, whatever!
Everyone says goodnight and prepare for bed, they take the day as a normal day in Perfection Vally, Nevada.
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