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Post by project412 on Feb 2, 2010 16:36:40 GMT -5
I'll start off with a few:
1.) Gummer and gasoline isn't a good combination
2.) Burt didn't know, how could he have known?
3.) If you can take advantage of someone, do it.
4.) There's nothing wrong with stealing a good idea from a comic book.
OK, lets see how you guys do. Ready. Set. GO!
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Post by BurtGummer on Feb 3, 2010 20:28:32 GMT -5
5.) When you need it, and dont have it, ya sing a different tune. 6.) Never leave your MRE's where Shriekers could get at them. 7.) Never smartmouth Earl. 8.) He might shove a stampede up your ass. 9.) Burt is completely out of ammo. 10.) What the hell was going on!
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Post by critterbuster on Feb 3, 2010 23:11:01 GMT -5
11) If you get caught in barbed wire, take of your pants 12) If you can't make a decision, play Rock, Paper, Siccors 13) Val doesn't need to spend the night out here. 14) Graboids don't like Pogo sticks 15) They decided to leave that place one damn day to late
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Post by project412 on Feb 4, 2010 6:50:19 GMT -5
16.) Rock rips through paper. 17.) YOU REALLY SHOULD READ THE COMICS!
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Post by BurtGummer on Feb 4, 2010 16:59:01 GMT -5
18.) That it takes off like a God damn rocket!
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Post by project412 on Feb 5, 2010 16:18:03 GMT -5
19.) You shouldn't fire until you see the whites of their heat seeking organs. 20.) The idea just hit him. Stampede.
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Post by critterbuster on Feb 6, 2010 5:16:55 GMT -5
21.) MRE's taste like toilet paper
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Post by project412 on Feb 6, 2010 7:35:22 GMT -5
22.) That is the Toilet Paper.
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Post by project412 on Feb 7, 2010 12:26:20 GMT -5
23.) Do what you can with what you got. 24.) They get smarter by the minute. 25.) The fuse is for Burt's cannon. 26.) Burt is very uh, committed. 27.) Twitchell needs to start dressing like he actually lives in the desert.
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Post by critterbuster on Feb 8, 2010 2:01:25 GMT -5
28.) You can't even penetrate the ground with an Elephant Gun
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Post by project412 on Feb 13, 2010 8:50:29 GMT -5
29.) You missed! With a cannon! 30.) Dental floss can save your life.
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Post by project412 on Feb 19, 2010 22:20:38 GMT -5
31.) They call them dragons. Dirt Dragons. 32.) They spring out of the ground like some sort of demonic trout.
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Post by critterbuster on Feb 20, 2010 2:18:10 GMT -5
33.) Val can pull an Axel like that 34.) Val likes girls with long blonde hair.
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Post by critterbuster on Feb 26, 2010 0:12:41 GMT -5
35.) Val like Girls With Big Green Eyes 36.) Val likes girls with world class breasts 37.) Val likes girls with an ass that won't quit 38.) Val likes girls with legs that go all the way up.
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Post by project412 on Feb 26, 2010 14:26:32 GMT -5
39.) Earl hates that kind of girl. 40.) People? We're talking National Geographic.
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